just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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