My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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