Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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