you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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