Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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