North Korea, Best Korea!
I feel like abortions should bother me more
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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