ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Randomize
