I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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