last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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