i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I just cut my nipple shaving
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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