Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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