I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Sorry my hands just texted you
We left the knife in your bed.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Randomize
