Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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