problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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