I just cut my nipple shaving
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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