So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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