Heybabeimwearingurpanties
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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