I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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