There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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