He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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