your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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