i would punch a child for taco bell
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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