Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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