Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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