Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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