Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
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I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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