Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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