I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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