I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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