don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Too much gin, very little bucket
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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