I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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