i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
