you guys were way drunker than both of me
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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