There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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