He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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