Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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