dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I need a hoe opinion
go on
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Randomize
