Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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