i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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