also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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