The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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