We're like a lot better than the average bears
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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