and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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