belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Someone shit on the floor
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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