How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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