Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Randomize
