Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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