Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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