the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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