CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
