Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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