? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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