We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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